Age of Empires Taunts
Here are some taunts which can be used before and during a multiplayer game, just type the corresponding number into the chat window. You can copy them and print them out to refer to in the game.
These are the first 100 taunts and their sound effects.
- Yes
- No
- I need food
- Somebody pass the wood
- Gold please
- Give me some stone
- Eahhhhhhhh…
- Your attempts are futile
- Yeehawww yipp wee hoo
- Hey I’m in your town
- Oooooohhhh…
- Join me
- I don’t think so
- Start the game already
- Who’s the man?
- Attack them now!
- Ha ha ha haaaa…
- I am weak please don’t kill me
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- I just got some satisfaction
- Hey nice town
- We will not tolerate this behavior
- Get out!
- Bad Gum
- Ooh yeah…
- It’s coming right for us! <explosion>
- Asian culture has plagued our fragile earth for many years. We must end it. Excellent A-
- My uncle says that smoking crack is pretty cooool
- Well Stan you wanna know what I think? What? <fart>
- Well I’m sorry children but taking elephant DNA just ain’t right. Why haven’t you heard that song by lover boy? Which song is that? <song>
- Ohh, well there ain’t nothing worse than getting drunk and waking up next to a pig. Or a fat elephant.
- Go. I say go away boy your bothering me.
- WWOWWW! I feel good.
- Help me Wilbur
- I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too. Ha ha ha
- Ohhweeohh ohhhoooo
- And now ladies and gentlemen LETS GET READY TO RUMBBBBLLLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
- Your despicable
- Butmunch
- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
- I’ll be back
- The following program is intended for mature audiences
- Help! Help! Somebody save me HEELLLLPPPPP!
- Running away won’t save ya
- Red Alert! Battle Stations.
- Great horny toads!
- Don’t worry I’m not gonna hurt you <slap!> AHHHH
- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
- I do not think you realize the gravity of your situation.
- Dananana… Dannnananana <song>
- Any more impudence and it will be your head on the block.
- You are an idiot ah ah ah ah ahhhhahhahh
- Hey bud what’s your problem
- Hey this is great man
- Anybody out there?
- This sucks
- Dandandndnnnaaaaaaa
- There’s something screwy around here.
- <DONG> You rang?
- We must plan for tomorrow night. Why what are we gonna do tomorrow night.
- When 900 years old you reach look as good you will not hmmm?
- Game over man
- Follow me.
- Help you I can yes hmmmm
- Houston we have a problem
- Now the real game begins
- This will eat you all with nasty big pointy teeth
- Fascinating, but quite impossible
- I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque
- Now we se the violence inherited in the system
- People of Earth your attention please…
- Thank you Mr. Know-it-all
- I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick butt, and I’m all outa bubble gum
- <Tarzan yell>
- Budgets? We don’t got no budgets. We don’t have to show you no stinking budgets!
- You see, we’re on a mission from God.
- I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
- I’ll bite your legs off!
- Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of berries.
- Arrrrr! Fart in you general direction.
- You tiny brave watchers of other people’s weapons.
- Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
- GO AWAY!!
- You’re a loony.
- Loser
- You stupid bastard!
- Weirdo
- Consultable armaments
- Oh right oh right we’ll ill him first and then actually admit it
- What are you gonna do bleed on me?
- Oh lord, bless this hand grenade that with it thy may blow thine enemies to tiny bits. In thy mercy.
- I’m invincible!
- You haven’t given us time to hide.
- None shall pass
- <Mumbo jumbo and stuff that I can’t understand>
- Anybody else feel like a little….. Giggle?
- Wait to bigus digus hears of this.
- Runaway!! <people yelling>
- Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
- I’ve got a peculiar feeling that putty cat is up to something.
Note
Taunts after number 26 are not included in the original installation of Age of Empires.