3. I need food
4. Somebody pass the wood
5. Gold please
6. Give me some stone
8. Your attempts are futile
9. Yeehawww yipp wee hoo
10. Hey I'm in your town
12. Join me
13. I don't think so
14. Start the game already
15. Who's the man?
16. Attack them now!
17. Ha ha ha haaaa...
18. I am weak please don't kill me
19. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
20. I just got some satisfaction
21. Hey nice town
22. We will not tolerate this behavior
23. Get out!
24. Bad Gum
25. Ooh yeah...
26. It's coming right for us! <explosion>
Taunts after number
26 are not included in the original
installation of Age of Empires.
culture has plagued our fragile earth
for many years. We must end it. Excellent
28. My uncle says that smoking crack is
29. Well Stan you wanna know what I think?
30. Well I'm sorry children but taking
elephant DNA just ain't right. Why haven't
you heard that song by lover boy? Which
song is that? <song>
31. Ohh, well there ain't nothing worse
than getting drunk and waking up next
to a pig. Or a fat elephant.
32. Go. I say go away boy your bothering
33. WWOWWW! I feel good.
34. Help me Wilbur
35. I'll get you my pretty and your little
dog too. Ha ha ha
36. Ohhweeohh ohhhoooo
37. And now ladies and gentlemen LETS
GET READY TO RUMBBBBLLLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
38. Your despicable
40. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
41. I'll be back
42. The following program is intended
for mature audiences
43. Help! Help! Somebody save me HEELLLLPPPPP!
44. Running away won't save ya
45. Red Alert! Battle Stations.
46. Great horny toads!
47. Don't worry I'm not gonna hurt you
48. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
49. I do not think you realize the gravity
of your situation.
| 50. Dananana...
51. Any more impudence and it will be
your head on the block.
52. You are an idiot ah ah ah ah ahhhhahhahh
53. Hey bud what's your problem
54. Hey this is great man
55. Anybody out there?
56. This sucks
58. There's something screwy around here.
59. <DONG> You rang?
60. We must plan for tomorrow night. Why
what are we gonna do tomorrow night.
61. When 900 years old you reach look
as good you will not hmmm?
62. Game over man
63. Follow me.
64. Help you I can yes hmmmm
65. Houston we have a problem
66. Now the real game begins
67. This will eat you all with nasty big
68. Fascinating, but quite impossible
69. I knew I shoulda taken that left turn
70. Now we se the violence inherited in
71. People of Earth your attention please...
72. Thank you Mr. Know-it-all
73. I have come here to chew buble gum
and kick butt, and I'm all outa buble
74. <Tarzan yell>
75. Budgets? We don't got no budgets.
We don't have to show you no stinking
|76. You see,
we're on a mission from God.
77. I've fallen and I can't get up
78. I'll bite your legs off!
79. Your mother was a hamster and your
father smells of berries.
80. Arrrrr! Fart in you general direction.
81. You tiny brave watchers of other people's
82. Now go away or I shall taunt you a
83. GO AWAY!!
84. You're a loony.
86. You stupid bastard!
88. Consultable armaments
89. Oh right oh right we'll ill him first
and then actually admit it
90. What are you gonna do bleed on me?
91. Oh lord, bless this hand grenade that
with it thy may blow thine enemies to
tiny bits. In thy mercy.
92. I'm invincible!
93. You haven't given us time to hide.
94. None shall pass
95. <Mumbo jumbo and stuff that I can't
96. Anybody else feel like a little.....
97. Wait to bigus digus hears of this.
98. Runaway!! <people yelling>
99. Let's not bicker and argue about who
100. I've got a peculiar feeling that
putty cat is up to something.